Peter Morris

Name: Peter Morris

AKA: 'KFC' or 'Petaaa' or 'Anything Kondos feels like'

Occupation: Nurse

Jersey number: 39

Number of years playing: 10, but I had some time off from 2003-7

Favourite NHL/European league team: Winnepeg Jets; New York Rangers; Manitoba Moose

What motivated you to take up hockey? Blades of steel on Nes / Brother had a GF who skated

Best hockey moment: Witnessed the 2008 changing of the oils

Describe your most comical hockey moment? Too many to mention. Perhaps taking Spadey to Sexyland.

What catch phrase are you made famous for? 'Are we doing food?' 'You guys are assholes'. 'Have you guys seen Schindler's piss'

What will you be doing in five/ten years time? Travel and play hockey. Also probably have type 2 diabetes, considering all the shit we eat.

Additional information/comments: I would like to thank Brian for www.xnxx.com = Awesome!!